Big No2 CoverMusic is great isn’t it? If you don’t think so then you shouldn’t be on this page, so bog off.

I’ve spent years learning to play really useful musical instruments like the Piano, Hand Bells, Ukulele, Boomwhackers, Flex a tone, Horny Cowbells and Kazoo.

I have also invented a couple of musical instruments, the Buzzoffaphone, which was featured on BGT (they loved it so much, they gave me four big red kisses!) and my Boobaphone.

You can hear them on my albums along with some great songs too.